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tomwambsgirl:

tomwambsgirl:

being an unreliable narrator is inherently homoerotic

what do you have to hide? your sexuality?

spectrometrie:

spectrometrie:

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

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i didn’t need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

biokitty:

murdershegoat:

Dozens of NYC Subway riders, fresh off a Robyn concert, singing “Dancing On My Own” while waiting for the E train. (Video by Triszh Hermogenes) 

I’m reblogging this again because the absolute joy in this video is something I haven’t seen in such a long time that I’d forgotten this aspect of humanity.

thehussy:

questionablepastries:

fromhersoul:

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let’s hang out in November"

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a tweet from @deadm00n that reads "Trying to make plans around my friends work schedules". Attached is a screencap from Sailor Moon of the character Naru asking "Will your evil organization give you a day off, like maybe Sunday?"ALT

maaagic:

maaagic:

I fucking love f1nn5ter so much you literally don’t understand no one is doing it like him

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Running List of Dudes With Names That Sound Like Bullshit

moguuera:

anotherchariotpulledbycats:

moguuera:

reversioning:

moguuera:

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hi, are you looking for additions?

YES!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

curlymcclain:

curlymcclain:

sometimes i think i’m overblowing the weirdness of the gen z puritan thing but my roommate won’t wear her favorite skirt with a slit in it to a massive kpop concert because a member of the band is a minor

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exact opposite energy

strongermonster:

i taught a baking class for 12 year olds today and we made your garden variety chocolate chip cookies, but i’m a big believer in Questioning Everything and the who/what/where/why/when/how behind things, so the first part of the class was purposely letting the kids do things the wrong way, to show and explain why we do things the way we do.

“why do we bake cookies at 180 for 9 minutes when we could do 400 for 2 minutes?”
-enter the godawful lump of coal with a still gross wet and uncooked inside


“why do we have to scoop out little cookies instead of doing the whole tray?”
-ok well that one you can technically do if the spread is even. you just end up with one giant, structurally unsound cookie.
“PLEASE CAN WE MAKE GIANT COOKIES”
(we did make 1 giant tray cookie)


we talked a lot about why consistency is important, but i don’t think it really hammered home until i said “okay everyone gets ONE cookie, that’s fair, right?” and then handed out cookies of hugely varying sizes. + baked one fat lump of a cookie that still wasn’t done at the 9 minutes, vs the regular one i put in that came out charred by the time the first was actually done.


we also made a row of cookies where each one had one single differing ingredient omitted, like a cookie with no flour, or a cookie with no butter, and laid them all out on a single tray to bake together to see how each ingredient affects the outcome.


two of the little girls added cocoa to their cookie doughs until it matched the colour of each others skin to make best friend cookies, and that almost made me tear up a bit 🥺


got briefly distracted (…for over half an hour…) talking about how eggs form when someone cracked an egg and it had 2 yolks


expertly tolerated being asked how old i am (just turned 31 the other day) which was immediately followed by asking if i watched the moon landing live on tv


was so focused on keeping track of all the kids that in the end i forgot to make a cookie for myself, but it’s ok because one of the girls gave me this

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tiny……….

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

socialjusticeace:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

tumblr is the only social media site that doesn’t crack down on threats of violence because its denizens only do it in very drawn out and lamely prosaic ways that if read aloud during litigation couldn’t reasonably be ruled out as just being an insufferable homosexual’s creative writing exercise

girl what

girl i was very verbose about it

mortimermcmirestinks:

I don’t get it

prince-luffy:

I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

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tomwambsgirl:

tomwambsgirl:

being an unreliable narrator is inherently homoerotic

what do you have to hide? your sexuality?

Posted 9 months ago with 35,010 notes.
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spectrometrie:

spectrometrie:

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

image

i didn’t need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

Posted 9 months ago with 98,240 notes.
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Posted 9 months ago with 65,053 notes.
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biokitty:

murdershegoat:

Dozens of NYC Subway riders, fresh off a Robyn concert, singing “Dancing On My Own” while waiting for the E train. (Video by Triszh Hermogenes) 

I’m reblogging this again because the absolute joy in this video is something I haven’t seen in such a long time that I’d forgotten this aspect of humanity.

Posted 9 months ago with 244,917 notes.
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thehussy:

questionablepastries:

fromhersoul:

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let’s hang out in November"

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a tweet from @deadm00n that reads "Trying to make plans around my friends work schedules". Attached is a screencap from Sailor Moon of the character Naru asking "Will your evil organization give you a day off, like maybe Sunday?"ALT
Posted 9 months ago with 188,924 notes.
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thehussy:

questionablepastries:

fromhersoul:

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let’s hang out in November"

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a tweet from @deadm00n that reads "Trying to make plans around my friends work schedules". Attached is a screencap from Sailor Moon of the character Naru asking "Will your evil organization give you a day off, like maybe Sunday?"ALT
Posted 9 months ago with 188,924 notes.
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maaagic:

maaagic:

I fucking love f1nn5ter so much you literally don’t understand no one is doing it like him

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Behold the only funny tags on this post

Posted 9 months ago with 46,744 notes.
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Posted 9 months ago with 55,146 notes.
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Running List of Dudes With Names That Sound Like Bullshit

moguuera:

anotherchariotpulledbycats:

moguuera:

reversioning:

moguuera:

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hi, are you looking for additions?

YES!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

image

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted 9 months ago with 29,121 notes.
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curlymcclain:

curlymcclain:

sometimes i think i’m overblowing the weirdness of the gen z puritan thing but my roommate won’t wear her favorite skirt with a slit in it to a massive kpop concert because a member of the band is a minor

image

exact opposite energy

Posted 9 months ago with 48,888 notes.
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strongermonster:

i taught a baking class for 12 year olds today and we made your garden variety chocolate chip cookies, but i’m a big believer in Questioning Everything and the who/what/where/why/when/how behind things, so the first part of the class was purposely letting the kids do things the wrong way, to show and explain why we do things the way we do.

“why do we bake cookies at 180 for 9 minutes when we could do 400 for 2 minutes?”
-enter the godawful lump of coal with a still gross wet and uncooked inside


“why do we have to scoop out little cookies instead of doing the whole tray?”
-ok well that one you can technically do if the spread is even. you just end up with one giant, structurally unsound cookie.
“PLEASE CAN WE MAKE GIANT COOKIES”
(we did make 1 giant tray cookie)


we talked a lot about why consistency is important, but i don’t think it really hammered home until i said “okay everyone gets ONE cookie, that’s fair, right?” and then handed out cookies of hugely varying sizes. + baked one fat lump of a cookie that still wasn’t done at the 9 minutes, vs the regular one i put in that came out charred by the time the first was actually done.


we also made a row of cookies where each one had one single differing ingredient omitted, like a cookie with no flour, or a cookie with no butter, and laid them all out on a single tray to bake together to see how each ingredient affects the outcome.


two of the little girls added cocoa to their cookie doughs until it matched the colour of each others skin to make best friend cookies, and that almost made me tear up a bit 🥺


got briefly distracted (…for over half an hour…) talking about how eggs form when someone cracked an egg and it had 2 yolks


expertly tolerated being asked how old i am (just turned 31 the other day) which was immediately followed by asking if i watched the moon landing live on tv


was so focused on keeping track of all the kids that in the end i forgot to make a cookie for myself, but it’s ok because one of the girls gave me this

image

tiny……….

Posted 9 months ago with 52,552 notes.
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dyatlovpassingprivilege:

socialjusticeace:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

tumblr is the only social media site that doesn’t crack down on threats of violence because its denizens only do it in very drawn out and lamely prosaic ways that if read aloud during litigation couldn’t reasonably be ruled out as just being an insufferable homosexual’s creative writing exercise

girl what

girl i was very verbose about it

Posted 9 months ago with 97,761 notes.
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mortimermcmirestinks:

I don’t get it

Posted 9 months ago with 253,931 notes.
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Posted 9 months ago with 289,778 notes.
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prince-luffy:

I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

Posted 9 months ago with 190,196 notes.
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